This Guy Stole a Friend’s Laptop

Stolen Mac Book Pro Thief in St Augustine Florida

description of image (friend Richard’s, not mine-I’m just spreading the word, which he didn’t ask for by the way): 

Hi. I’m a thief. I currently own a $1700 Macbook Pro that does not belong to me. I suck. I hope I am easy to spot on the streets of Saint Augustine. I am in about my 40s or 50s, am a lard, wear this stupid biker vest even though I drive an SUV, have tattoos all up my arms which automatically makes me someone you don’t want to mess with, and am rocking the Elvis Presley cut and sideburns, putting a great singer in history to shame with my actions.

If you happen to have any info Richard’s email is

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